Sunday, December 02, 2007

The Golden Path

I feel very jealous of my blog readers in the Twin Cities and Duluth. You see, I have just learned from our old friend Pat Robertson that Interstate 35 may have been mentioned in the Bible, and that the north-south interstate which runs though the middle of our nation may be the key to purifying this nation of strippers and queers and leading us back to being the righteous and holy country we were meant to be.

Take a look, won't you?


At 9:15 PM, Blogger scott w posited...

I am so lucky. I take I35 for 425 miles on my way to and from school.

At 9:31 PM, Blogger Tom posited...

yeah well i live at the beginning/end of it. so. I am. Holier than thou?

At 9:49 PM, Blogger CoachDub posited...

Tom, I have always known that all things holy begin and end with you.

At 10:58 AM, Blogger scott w posited...

The lord works in mysterious ways. I wonder what his message was when the bridge in Minneapolis collapsed.

At 11:23 AM, Blogger Jim posited...

"Sanders and her friend, Rimmannuel Appling, typify the new fearless, on fire young Christians used to moving out in boldness."

what does that even mean?

At 6:53 PM, Blogger Jason posited...

It makes sense to me.

And Rimmannuel Appling is a pretty sweet name.

At 3:21 PM, Blogger constant_k posited...

You didn't hear it from me, but the MPLS bridge? Chock full of strippers and queers.

You couldn't walk 6 feet without bumping into a stripper or a queer.

The Stripper and Queer would be a pretty good name for a pub.


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