The Golden Path
I feel very jealous of my blog readers in the Twin Cities and Duluth. You see, I have just learned from our old friend Pat Robertson that Interstate 35 may have been mentioned in the Bible, and that the north-south interstate which runs though the middle of our nation may be the key to purifying this nation of strippers and queers and leading us back to being the righteous and holy country we were meant to be.
Take a look, won't you?
offered up to the world by CoachDub @ 5:17 PM
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7 Comments:
I am so lucky. I take I35 for 425 miles on my way to and from school.
yeah well i live at the beginning/end of it. so. I am. Holier than thou?
Tom, I have always known that all things holy begin and end with you.
The lord works in mysterious ways. I wonder what his message was when the bridge in Minneapolis collapsed.
"Sanders and her friend, Rimmannuel Appling, typify the new fearless, on fire young Christians used to moving out in boldness."
what does that even mean?
It makes sense to me.
And Rimmannuel Appling is a pretty sweet name.
You didn't hear it from me, but the MPLS bridge? Chock full of strippers and queers.
You couldn't walk 6 feet without bumping into a stripper or a queer.
The Stripper and Queer would be a pretty good name for a pub.
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