Your burqa is very beautiful
I have not had any Overheard in New York fun for a while:
Hobo: Do you have a dollar?
Suit: Yes.
Hobo: May I have it?
Suit: Shouldn't you do a trick first?
Hobo: Fucker, I don't even own pants! You want me to dance for that shit?--49th Street station
Quasi-thug #1: So if I got the first season, you would watch it with me?
Quasi-thug #2: Fuck yeah. It's the fucking Golden Girls, yo.--Port Authority
Preteen girl #1: Hey, so they finally showed us how to draw different shapes. I can finally do clovers.
Preteen girl #2: You fucking bitch, you never showed me how to draw hearts.--UA Sheepshead Bay
Drunk girl #1 coughs.
Drunk girl #2: If you vomit, I swear to God this friendship is over.--Bleecker St
Guy: Did you hear back from the modeling agency?
Girl: Yeah, it was Foot Fetish Palace. I have to call them back.
Guy: Oh my god you're in porn?! This is why we're friends.--20th between 8th & 9th
Teen girl #1: I am so in the mood to get drunk tonight...
Teen girl #2: Yea! Tonight is such a good drunk night.
Teen girl #1: I can't wait to be drunk!
Teen girl #2: I can't wait to be stupid!
Teen boy: You guys say that every night. And have I gotten into either of your pants? No.--Penn Station
Older woman: Excuse me, miss?
Younger woman: Yeah?
Older woman: Your veil, your burqa is very beautiful. I didn't know your people were allowed to wear it in bright colors.
Younger woman: It's not a burqa, it's a poncho. I'm Jewish. It's for the rain. I got it at TJ Maxx.--53rd & 7th
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they got better and better as i read.
Thanks for noticing, Tom. I was trying to build to some kind of climax in my arrangement.
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k, let's try this again:
i thought the poncho one was definately the best. i just liked the touch about the tj maxx, trying to make the old lady feel better. at least we are trying to be a little more culturally sensative, even if we can't tell the difference between a poncho and a burqa
oh man, i just checked this site out... it is awesome. i have to add a couple though that i almost wet myself reading:
Woman: Who do you think would win a fight between Ann Coulter and Maureen Dowd?
Man: A fight?
Woman: Yeah, you know, a death match.
Man: I'm gonna go with Ann Coulter.
Woman: You think? They both wear long, spikey heels. They could put each other's eyes out pretty fast.
Man: But Ann Coulter would be like, "Rock on, I'm in a death cage!" And Maureen Dowd would be like, "Wait, what am I doing in a death cage?"
Girl #1: Ben's hot, but I think he's gay.
Girl #2: No way. Why?
Girl #1: He asked me if my carpet matches my drapes.
Girl #2: I don't think he's gay.
Girl #1: Oh yeah?
Girl #2: Call him up and tell him he can chew on your carpet!
Girl #1: What?
and one of the best lines i've ever heard:
Guy #2: I'll hit it and help her get her papers if she doesn't have them. I'm all for amnesty in the name of getting laid.
p.s. ann coulter would win, hands down
It is much easier to win a fight when you are 100% pure evil, especially if that evil resides in a mind incapable of rational thought.
Dub, don't insult Al Franken that way. It's not nice.
hey-oh.
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