Come with me and escape

Crap!

I don't know what is wrong with me. I get my master's degree, and then what happens? Something that I cannot explain, and something I never saw coming . . .

I am hooked on not one but both know-the-lyrics/karaoke game shows. What the hell?!?! I thought The Singing Bee would be a fun diversion, and it is, but I said to myself, "But I am certainly not going to watch Don't Forget the Lyrics."

That is, until I watched it.

All is lost.