Monday, October 02, 2006

The new Dusty

"It was the third U.S. school shooting in less than a week."

So maybe I shouldn't go back to teaching. Here are some alternate--and safer--career paths I may choose, all of which are currently open positions:

  • National Guardsman
  • Whitney Houston's husband
  • Stingray enthusiast*
  • Manager of the Cubs

* Yes, I realize I am going to Hell.

8 Comments:

At 5:31 PM, Blogger Houley posited...

crocodile hunter is also an open position.

 
At 5:35 PM, Blogger CoachDub posited...

That's kind of what I meant by "stingray enthusiast." I thought it would be too obvious to say "Crocodile Hunter."

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger CoachDub posited...

And please don't misunderstand the point of this post. I am not trying to underplay the heartbreaking story out of Pennsylvania. It is truly one of the saddest, sickest things I have seen on the news in a long time.
"We laugh that we might not cry..."

 
At 6:24 PM, Blogger Houley posited...

I didn't even know there were those other shootings...

 
At 8:12 PM, Blogger Tom posited...

its like all these sick people see other school shootings on the news and it finally gives them some way to act out their sick fantasies in a cowardly manner, suitable to them. its just as if nobody thought of it before columbine, now they've all got their outlet.

 
At 10:51 PM, Blogger constant_k posited...

Well this, this is a fun comment thread.

 
At 10:53 PM, Blogger CoachDub posited...

But at least the Cubs finally fired Dusty Baker, and that is the real news of the day.

 
At 12:47 AM, Blogger matt posited...

i vote to become a pimp

 

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