Sunday, October 01, 2006

"Hey family: God is bad news."

This latest specimen from Found Magazine is so spectacular that it deserves its own post. It has a lot going on, so it rewards careful study. (Click for larger view.)


Some points of note:
  • Is Chrisimax a new Christian movie network?
  • Item # 3 - Don't like begining gay
    • If begining means beginning, then the implications are fun to ponder. For instance, one might go out to a gay bar early in the night, only to later end up in a straight bar, thus beginning gay. Alternatively, the speaker may have previously been gay, but after undergoing salvation therapy has now seen the light. So he is reminding himself not to like the fact that he started off life as a homosexual.
    • But based on other misspellings, I suspect that begining actually means being, creating even more intrigue. It does not say "don't be gay," after all; it just says not to actually like it.
  • Stay up all night for 118 nights?
  • I would actually like to hear some tapes about cursing.

Feel free to share your favorite bits.

13 Comments:

At 9:40 PM, Blogger constant_k posited...

I got lost in the handwriting.

WV:ames u dub

Yeah, Ames you, Dub!

 
At 9:45 PM, Blogger CoachDub posited...

Wandering amelessly. Get it? Get it?

 
At 10:50 PM, Anonymous Pelk posited...

"Don't be a pimp or player"

I think we're going in opposite directions in life.

 
At 8:35 AM, Blogger mayah posited...

i dont think i'm capable of responding to that in a coherent manner...

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger Tom posited...

at least this person avoids the 8th and most deadly of all sins, buying lottery tickets...

 
At 2:11 PM, Blogger Houley posited...

Can somebody help me decipher the note in the bottom left? It starts out "Don't like pussy" and then appears to say "vedashankle," which doesn't really make sense in context...

 
At 2:51 PM, Blogger mayah posited...

context you say? i see no context.

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger mayah posited...

i'm thinking vedashankle is a family name, and pussy is an adjective. jah only knows.

 
At 4:56 PM, Blogger Spartz posited...

Is it possible that this is a list--just like any other--of things of which one (the writer) might need constant reminding to stay on the "straight and narrow" so to speak?

Or/and maybe, he has intermittent moments of clarity (either literal of figurative), during which he writes down these bits...

This might help us account for the randomness of the listings; he can't really remember the specific order of things he has done or should continue to do...save for the O1, 02, 03, 04, 05, and 06...

 
At 6:25 PM, Blogger Houley posited...

wait, how does pussy work as an adjective?

 
At 10:50 PM, Blogger constant_k posited...

Houle, if you have to ask...

 
At 7:51 AM, Blogger Erin posited...

God is not Vodo, either.

Or is that Jodo?

Either way -- (s)he's not.

 
At 9:55 AM, Blogger Tom posited...

i figured this out. its some foriegn person without a firm grip on the english language giving someone they know who is renouncing their faith an ultimatum/ piece of their mind. the listed are things that a renouncer could no longer do, and the orbiting comments are support for christianity - and "God isnt vodo" is suppoesed to be "God isn't voodoo"... and Vedashankle is a family (possibly neighbors) that the author knows and dissaproves of, apparently because they are pussies.

 

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