"Hey family: God is bad news."

This latest specimen from Found Magazine is so spectacular that it deserves its own post. It has a lot going on, so it rewards careful study. (Click for larger view.)


Some points of note:

• Is Chrisimax a new Christian movie network?
• Item # 3 - Don't like begining gay
  
• If begining means beginning, then the implications are fun to ponder. For instance, one might go out to a gay bar early in the night, only to later end up in a straight bar, thus beginning gay. Alternatively, the speaker may have previously been gay, but after undergoing salvation therapy has now seen the light. So he is reminding himself not to like the fact that he started off life as a homosexual.
  
• But based on other misspellings, I suspect that begining actually means being, creating even more intrigue. It does not say "don't be gay," after all; it just says not to actually like it.
• Stay up all night for 118 nights?
• I would actually like to hear some tapes about cursing.

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