They call me The Deacon

My brother sent me a link to one of the world's great websites. It's a site dedicated to the Pimp and/or Player lifestyle:

Too long has the player been put down or derided as a dog that needs to be kicked to the curb. The Elevated Player™ serves an important part of society. He (or she) isn't just a pimp or hustler, he's a Love Distributor™. But you don't have to resell tail on the corner to be Player, it's a state of mind.

The site features Pimp gear that you can purchase:


But the best is the L.E.D. buckle:



Plus they have instructions on how to pimp-slap someone:


Nice.


Most importantly, they have a Pimp Name Generator. You type in your name, and you are given your very own Pimp Name.

My Pimp Name: Deacon Dr. John Squeeze


Check it out. Buy a chalice. Get your own Pimp Name.