Listing to one side
Oh how I love McSweeney's Internet Tendency:
Sample Emoticons for e-Kicking Someone in the e-Balls.
1. (x)(x)
2. (#!#)
3. *@@*
4. >ofo<
5. )gg(
Reasons I Stand by My Decision to Pick Seton Hall to Make the Final Four of the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Despite Their 20-Point Loss to
BY CHRIS SONG
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I must stay the course.
I made decisions based on poor intelligence.
I had to pick the Seton Hall team I had, not the Seton Hall team I wanted.
My bracket is a better place because I picked Seton Hall.
My exit strategy: GWU over Duke by 6.
UConn is an enemy of freedom.
offered up to the world by CoachDub @ 10:44 AM
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5 Comments:
Well, one thing is for sure.
UConn is certainly the enemy of freedom.
Not to mention the enemy of me pocketing $25 if Villanova wins the championship.
Hang on.
I think that second one might be a cleverly disguised political statement. I'm shocked that such a thing would appear on this blog.
You're wrong, Jason. This is a clever-free zone.
Villanova?
bitch please parker. bitch please
Villanova is an enemy of freedom. Luckily, they didn't make the Final Four.
Mission Accomplished.
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