Friday, August 26, 2005

No cops, snitches, & other bitches

Today I saw the new Bill Murray movie Broken Flowers, directed by Jim Jarmusch. It is basically a close-up character study full of moody silence and subtle humor. I liked it very much, but like another Bill Murray movie that I love, Lost in Translation, I think it is one of those "love it or hate it" movies. Personally, I think that Lost in Translation is a masterpiece mood piece, but I know many people who did not like it at all.

I found an interesting site called Found, where they post things that people have found on the street -- pictures, notes, etc. If you visit, navigate through the "Found Item of the Week" archive.

Here's what they have this week, a "set of thorough- yet disturbing- rules" which were found on the wall of a crack house in Portland, Maine when the police raided it. It is nice to know that crack house proprietors follow strict rules.



Question: On #7 -- No Irish. Is it even legal to discriminate against a particular nationality in a crack house?

And in #10, does it mean only some guy named Bud gets freebies, or that freebies are not allowed on any drugs except the bud?

Such complexities.

12 Comments:

At 10:23 PM, Blogger waintingnrain posited...

so what the crap would "the bud" be if it were a drug? seriously.

 
At 10:27 PM, Blogger CoachDub posited...

Seriously? Is that a real question? "Smokin' the bud." "Hey, you want some bud." At least I know for sure that you avoided the "wrong element" of BHS. Good work! A+

 
At 10:31 PM, Blogger waintingnrain posited...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i was totally thinking literally. wow.

 
At 12:46 AM, Blogger Vinnie-Senza posited...

The way I see it, the crack house is just trying to keep the place clean, I mean, it's just common sense. No touching yourself - seriously, that can so spread germs, especially if you don't clean up afterwards like other curteous citizens. No Touching the stereo/tv - more self awarness of your own germs and the cleanliness of the house. I mean, everyone would want to touch those two things, and that would spread germ like wildfire. And No sharing pipes - just more common sense, you dont know where these other guys have been. What crack houses they used to reside at. I mean, you don't want to share a pipe with someone who was at no rules crack house, they are just dirrty. Gotta respect, yo.

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger Josh posited...

Mr. W-

It's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

 
At 12:39 PM, Blogger Johnny V posited...

Home makes it sound a lot more... personal, and thats what these crackheads are all about. One big family under the same big crack roof.

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger P "N" K posited...

me casa de drogas es su casa de drogas.

it works.

 
At 2:03 PM, Blogger Johnny V posited...

Muy bueno.

 
At 1:50 PM, Blogger "Jackie" posited...

i dont see a problem with any of these rules, except for the incorrect use of "your." shudder.

 
At 4:45 PM, Blogger Joe3 posited...

good blog here dude...

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger Joe3 posited...

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At 12:53 AM, Blogger Tom posited...

crack house rules... are those kind of like cider house rules? what did you think of that movie?

 

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