Constitutional Matters
Yes, it is the beginning of my Bromine Year.
More importantly, I can now be the president. I am declaring my candidacy tomorrow.
offered up to the world by CoachDub @ 12:10 PM
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into the strenuous briefness / Life: / handorgans and April / darkness, friends / i charge laughing. - E.E. Cummings
Sunday, February 10, 2008
More importantly, I can now be the president. I am declaring my candidacy tomorrow.
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14 Comments:
Who is your running mate?
can I be your political strategist?
"Wanninger" is too much for voters to take. They can't pronounce it, can't trust it. Let's just slim it down to "Wilson."
John Wilson. Now there's a name you can vote for.
In fact, that can be our first slogan.
John Wilson: A Name You Can Vote For.
Wilson will within one week work without withdrawal to win worried voters in the Windy city. You won williams' vote.
i'm sorry mr. wanninger. i cannot vote for you because james brown's dying wish was for a funky president and you haven't proven yourself to the JB demographic yet.
don't be too hasty, josh.
Wanninger: have you ever played a James Brown song while dj'ing?
Happy Birthday! Bromine is a good element, pretty unique. Liquid at room temperature and all. You've got something to aspire to.
Bromine is a dense, mobile, reddish-brown liquid. So you do share at least some characteristics.
I look forward to turning 35 so I can be President.
Ooohhhhhhhhh wait.
sorry parker.
you cant because a) you are asian and b) tay would just win the election hands down without a vote.
I think the "without a vote" part is telling.
I doubt the coup would be bloodless either.
Please, parker: "I doubt that the coup will be bloodless."
I like the elemental birthday plan.
This year I am argon, a very stable noble gas.
In two weeks I will be potassium, highly reactive and quite dangerous in its elemental form.
Bananas will be high in me
Being a chemist, I like the idea, but I'm in my calcium year, which isn't very inspiring. Calcium is pretty much the goody two-shoes of the periodic table.
This is a nice tradition.
Once a year we all gather around the blog and make jokes about the periodic table.
Not often enough, if you ask me.
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