Sunday, February 10, 2008

Constitutional Matters

Yes, it is the beginning of my Bromine Year.

More importantly, I can now be the president. I am declaring my candidacy tomorrow.

14 Comments:

At 12:39 PM, Blogger constant_k posited...

Who is your running mate?

can I be your political strategist?

"Wanninger" is too much for voters to take. They can't pronounce it, can't trust it. Let's just slim it down to "Wilson."

John Wilson. Now there's a name you can vote for.

In fact, that can be our first slogan.

John Wilson: A Name You Can Vote For.

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger scott w posited...

Wilson will within one week work without withdrawal to win worried voters in the Windy city. You won williams' vote.

 
At 1:02 PM, Blogger Josh posited...

i'm sorry mr. wanninger. i cannot vote for you because james brown's dying wish was for a funky president and you haven't proven yourself to the JB demographic yet.

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger Tom posited...

don't be too hasty, josh.

Wanninger: have you ever played a James Brown song while dj'ing?

 
At 6:32 PM, Blogger Jason posited...

Happy Birthday! Bromine is a good element, pretty unique. Liquid at room temperature and all. You've got something to aspire to.

 
At 7:02 PM, Anonymous your mom posited...

Bromine is a dense, mobile, reddish-brown liquid. So you do share at least some characteristics.

 
At 10:14 PM, Blogger P "N" K posited...

I look forward to turning 35 so I can be President.

Ooohhhhhhhhh wait.

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger John posited...

sorry parker.
you cant because a) you are asian and b) tay would just win the election hands down without a vote.

 
At 12:43 AM, Blogger P "N" K posited...

I think the "without a vote" part is telling.

I doubt the coup would be bloodless either.

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger constant_k posited...

Please, parker: "I doubt that the coup will be bloodless."

 
At 12:51 PM, Blogger constant_k posited...

I like the elemental birthday plan.

This year I am argon, a very stable noble gas.

In two weeks I will be potassium, highly reactive and quite dangerous in its elemental form.

Bananas will be high in me

 
At 4:44 PM, Blogger Jason posited...

Being a chemist, I like the idea, but I'm in my calcium year, which isn't very inspiring. Calcium is pretty much the goody two-shoes of the periodic table.

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger constant_k posited...

This is a nice tradition.

Once a year we all gather around the blog and make jokes about the periodic table.

 
At 9:46 PM, Blogger Jason posited...

Not often enough, if you ask me.

 

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