God's messengers
Here is a collection of fucktards* and assbaskets arguing in favor of amending the Constitution, but in doing so completely obliterating that pesky First Amendment/"separation of church and state" nonsense. These arguments pretty much sum up the reason why this issue has no business in the Constitution.
But their passion is so nauseatingly touching. I don't know about you, but I am convinced that these politicians really understand God's plan.
* I credit Jake with introducing this awesome word to me.
offered up to the world by CoachDub @ 4:35 PM
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assbasket just shot its way to the top of my vocabulary
Glad you like it. I consider it one of my finest lexical contributions.
Representatives Beauprez, Gingrey, and Pence can all go suck a fuck!*
*I credit Richard Kelly and Jake Gyllenhaal with introducing me to this awesome insult.
By the way... funny how these people want to institute God's law so much. Guess we should start stoning women more often. And start punishing adulterers, gamblers, and expecially tax collectors. Where are our constitutional amendments making shellfish illegal? The first amendment surely doesn't protect using the Lord's name in vain.
"Marriage should be protected b/c it wasn't our idea... it was God's idea."
Best part of the video... by far.
seriously, fuck that. it baffles me that so many people IN CONGRESS are willing to so blatantly abuse their power to contradict the supreme law that they claim to be protecting by trying to bring their personal beliefs into legislation. stupid ignorant bastards are making absolute fools of themselves by preaching in a venue that is SO explicitly and inherently unfit for and ABOVE that kind of ignorant and self righteous bullying. they might as well step up to the fucking podium and tell everyone that their dad can beat up everyone else's dad. I hope that Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Hamilton and the whole crew haunt those men in their sleep until they resign their positions. they make us (republicans) all look bad.
I'm not too worried about that Tom. I make myself look good ;)
Well said, Tom. And don't worry, I don't think all Republicans are like that.
But do you know whose dad COULD beat up everyone else's dad?
Jesus, that's who.
So really, any man and woman who want to marry (a real marriage, that is that was our creator's idea, who created us in his creative creativity), but don't want to/can't have children should hereby be banned from doing so. I suppose they could have a "civil union"; I hear tell that's what those crazy kids in Italy are calling it these days.
i have no idea why i wrote haunt them "in their sleep"... doesn't make any sense to me now. i think, just straight up haunting would be better...
This post reminded me to say that even if we weren't related, you would still be one of my favorite people in the world!
too bad those assholes ended up in the final cut of god's plan.
Lotta love going around here.
That's right, Jason. Right-wing fundamentalists don't have a monopoly on condemning other people.
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