Like bees to moldy bread
I decided I wanted to get a part-time job this semester, but I did not want to work retail or anything like that. So I decided to apply at Sylvan Learning Center, and they hired me. So now I will be working with kids again, which is good, and I'll have a bit more spending money, which is very good.
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Here is some more entertainment from Overheard in NY, a site where people submit tidbits that they have overheard on the streets and trains of New York.
Guy: If Hitler were still alive and he were gay you would have thought he'd decorated that apartment. It was a soulless aesthetic abomination.
--Madison between 60th & 61st
Southern girl: I got guys asking me to send them pictures of my cooter. It's like guys know when you're taken; they flock to you like bees to moldy bread.
--3 train
Bike guy: Hey girl, I really like your red hair
Chick: Yeah, me too. That's why I dye it. But I don't like it nearly as much as I like not being interrupted when I am tryng to talk to someone.--St. Marks & 3rd
Teen girl: Wow, that's pretty big.
Teen guy: And it won't stop growing.
Teen girl: I think you need a doctor.
Teen guy: Oh yeah? What am I supposed to say? "Hey doc, my penis just won't stop growing"? Yeah, right.
Teen girl: Uh...maybe you shouldn't say that out loud.--Penn Station
Girl #1: What language are they singing in? Is that German?Girl #2: No, it's European.
--Virgin MegaStore, Times Square
Guy: My dog is so racist. She is scared of black people. But she also hates the black people of dogs.
Girl: What does that even mean?
Guy: Pugs.--33rd & 8th
Girl: We can't have sex until we get married.
--St. Marks & 3rd
Guy: Sex is a form of marriage.
Girl: But we're not ready to get married.
Guy: Your mom.
That last guy knows how to smooth-talk the ladies. And who knew that pugs were the "black people" of dogs?
offered up to the world by CoachDub @ 1:42 PM
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14 Comments:
We all know Rottweilers are the black people of dogs.
sylvian learning center that is sooooooooooooo great!! yay kids
hah it's funny because max and i have an abundance of pugs.
also, high five on the learning center.
Good luck with the new job.
My dad (who teaches at CLC) did some part time work for Sylvan in Brainerd last year. He seemed to really enjoy it.
So what do you think the doctor would say to the guys whose penis just won't stop growing?
Ok. The guy who was talking about Hitler sounds intelligent.
The doctor would say, "So what's your secret?"
yeah so he could bottle it and sell it to pfizer
He would say, you have an erection.
What Nikie and I overheard at a highschool swim meet:
1st 11 year old boy: Just Deck him.
2nd 11 year old boy: Yeah, I would've decked him, I never put up with shit like that.
3rd: yeah... I shoulda decked him.
Jake, I didn't even know there was a 30 minute GRE. But your restraint from the lures of cheating reveals a depth of character they should take into account.
Jake Carson, from now on in posts, I cannot refer to you as "Jake," as my friend Jake (who posts under that name) seems the obvious owner of that blog moniker. So, do you prefer Carson? JC? J to the C?
D'oh. After seeing you like postsecret and grocerylists.org I was going to reccomend Overheardinneyyork, but I see you're already a fan.
Carson should be fine.
I went to the other Jake's blog and noticed he attended Lawrence. My partner Justin also attended Lawrence. Apparently they know each other and had attended at the same time. Small world.
That Hitler remark reminds me of "The Producers."
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