Potato Chips and Play Practice
It's 4 degrees. I know by Minnesota standards, this is a common occurrence, but it is not supposed to be 4 degrees in Illinois.
Here are some more enjoyable recent entries from another internet stop-off of mine, Overheard in New York:
Counter lady #1: Do I have something on my face?
Counter lady #2: Yeah. Evilness.--Cafe 212, Columbia University
Cosmetics guy: I was going to ask if you would like your makeup done but I can see it's perfect. You are a little red, though. Maybe some concealer? Is it allergies?
Girl: No, I'm drunk.--Barney's, Madison Avenue
Asian guy #1: Yeah, but I've only been to Chinatown like...once or twice.
Asian guy #2: Still, it's like Muslims. You only have to go to Mecca once, but you still went.--Stuyvesant High School, Chambers Street
Hobo: I need money for food.
Guy: Me too, mind if I borrow some from your cup?--86th & Lexington
Girl #1: Quick, we have to get that cab!
Girl #2: Omigod I can't believe we're running in public!
Girl #1: We're so homeless!--10th & Broadway
Guy #1: Where's DeShawn at?
Guy #2: Nigga's probably fucking that bitch from Saturday night, that nigga is a pimp.
Guy #3: Nah dude, he's at play practice.--6 train
Guy: There's just something about potato chips that I don't want my penis near them.--Columbia University
offered up to the world by CoachDub @ 6:34 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Quality.
the homeless one is my all-time favorite
I should've gone to Chinatown when I visited NYC. Now I'll have to make a pilgrimage back.
damn.. I play homeless all the time in the city.
I think that if I had a penis, I wouldn't want potato chips near it either. That's just bad hygiene.
Bad hygiene for your penis or for your potato chips?
It's four here as well dub :)
the negative variety
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