Thursday, September 08, 2005

NAY-sayers

Bush's friends who would be more qualified to head up FEMA than an expert on Arabian horses:

  • His NASCAR friend, who has driven at speeds twice as fast as a hurricane's winds.
  • His college friend with whom he went to Tijuana, who knows a thing or two about water-borne bacteria.
  • His recovering alcoholic friend, who knows all about going without necessary drink.
  • Dick Cheney's heart attack buddy, who had to cut out red meat, so he knows all about starvation.
  • His electric chair guy from Texas, who knows all about criminal activity and how to curb it.
  • His fly-fishing buddy who wears hip-waders, who knows what it's like to be in a flood.
  • His oil company friend, who knows all about toxic pollutants in the water.
  • Himself, whose experience with Where's Waldo? will help him locate lost folks.

2 Comments:

At 8:00 PM, Blogger Tom posited...

yeah but mostly true

 
At 9:54 PM, Blogger Johnny V posited...

Ummm I think the NASCAR guy would be a really good choice because NASCAR people are generally very qualified for whatever it is they need to do in life. Or maybe they should just stick to driving cars really fast?

 

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